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We make things up. Professionally.

Questionable documentaries, impossible science, and history that absolutely did not happen. All delivered with unwarranted confidence.

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Recent "findings"

Our research department has questions. We're not accepting answers.

CASE FILE 001UNVERIFIED
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LABOR RELATIONS

Raccoons have officially unionized.

Talks broke down after representatives ate the contract.

CASE FILE 003PEER REJECTED
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CONSUMER ELECTRONICS

Finally. A rechargeable banana.

USB-C changed everything. Particularly the fruit.

CASE FILE 005VERY SCIENTIFIC
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PLANETARY ENGINEERING

Earth's core runs on a hamster.

His name is Gerald. He's doing his best.

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YummySlop produces short-form, AI-generated comedy and satire presented with the seriousness of a documentary nobody fact-checked. The events are fictional. The confidence is genuine.

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